January 2012
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I Have Been Missing For Quite A While
For the last two weeks I have been in a mental hospital after clawing a good chunk of my wrist off with my fingernails before they could stop me.
I’ve dealt with major depression, social phobia, extreme isolation, panic attacks, and most recently a very bad case of borderline personality disorder all my life and I’m attempting to make a change. Like the building blocks of when we...
November 2011
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Oh
I’ve had a girlfriend who’s just like for the passed month.
I forgot to tell you guys that, or did I?
I dunno it seems like all people do is talk about their significant others it seems pretty lame so on another note:
I really like McD’s frappe’s.
(And she’s a 28 year old mom, did you see that shit coming?)
October 2011
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The Word Motherfucker
has never hit this close to home.
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WHAT THE GOOD GOLLY FLIPPITY FUCK?
I LOVE THIS.
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“Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn’t even one study...”
– Michele Bachmann
(Is this bitch talking about Carbon MONO-xide? We’ll never know.)
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“I want to know the exact dimensions of Hell.
Does this sound simple?
Fuck you....”
– Kim Gordon, Sonic Youth
“The Sprawl”
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I've Been Looking For People
Who have never picked up an instrument before so we can start a real band.
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Most People
Use alternative culture to conform.
September 2011
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CD's I Am Burning My Dad Right Now:
- Katy Perry’s “Teenage Dream”
-Britney Spears’ “Blackout”
What the fuck dad, this is probably the most heartbreaking thing you’ve ever asked me to do for you.
:’(
(I snuck in Sonic Youth… tee hee hee)
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Dead Island
Could easily be my favorite game of all time.
Except my game doesn’t save when I play online because of a PS3 glitch.
Shitty programming wrecks the best game ever, go figure…
I’ll just beat it and hop online with a New Game Plus when the patch comes through.
IF the patch comes through.
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Flirtation
(Girl walks in with a purse that has some sort of anime print on it.)
Me: Oh do you like anime?!
Girl: Yeah I love it I’m going to AWA pretty soon.
Me: That’s awesome, do you like Gantz?
Girl: What’s that?
(A pause.)
Me: As one anime fan to another, you are seriously fucking up.
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“The songs on Nebraska deal with ordinary, blue collar characters who face a...”
– Wikipedia description of Bruce Springsteen’s Nebraska
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I’m really glad I’m mature enough to...
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Big Bang Theory
Is not nerdy.
Sorry.
Nerds don’t try to make dorky references every five fuckin seconds for the sake of a laugh track.
“Its as strong as Wolverine’s adamantium claws!!!!”
IF YOU FUCKING SAY THIS IN REAL LIFE YOU ARE TRYING WAY TOO HARD.
Nerds have other interests too.
(Sitcoms blow.)
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“They say it fits,
if you let it.”
– Arcade Fire
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56 Hours
And no one to come home to.
Who do I spend all this money on?