“Nobody’s content with the world they’ve created.”
Flirtation
11(Girl walks in with a purse that has some sort of anime print on it.)
Me: Oh do you like anime?!
Girl: Yeah I love it I’m going to AWA pretty soon.
Me: That’s awesome, do you like Gantz?
Girl: What’s that?
(A pause.)
Me: As one anime fan to another, you are seriously fucking up.
Going To Work And Working On Comic Reviews…
Ladies…
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Etta James
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I'd Rather Go Blind
LADIES,
Christ, all I want is someone to cuddle/slow dance with to this song and there you all are: Bitching about: Oh why can’t I ever find a nice guy? Like the sensitive, nervous type from all those movies that get my cooze wet? Michael Cera is so cute and I’d love to be with someone like that I hate my boyfriend-ex-boyfriend-friendboy-bullshit-yada yada yada…
Yeah.
We’re all right in front of you, we just lack social skills and you think we’re creeps. So I’m going to dance to this alone and hope she’s out there doing the same, whoever it is.
(Also its a major turn-off.)
I Want A Girl
1To trade off playing Metal Gear Solid while contributing hypotheses of unexplained arcs in the Metal Gear series.
While wearing glasses and rubbing my back.
(We’ll trade off backrubs too duh.)
This song just makes me happy.
And I sing it in my head when I see girls I find attractive.
Totally going to ask Bob Jones girl to dinner
if she comes in tomorrow morning.
Just so I can see what a chaperone date is like.
Hypothesis: It sucks.
I would pay 500 dollars to take this girl on a date and kiss every single freckle on her face.
I’m a god damn weirdo.
"Bob Jones a-bobby Jones girls,
(a-bob Joo-ooness)
Bob Bob a-bobby Jones girls,
(a-bobby Jo-oones),
Wanna see those long dresses twirl,
oh
Bob Jones, a-bobby Jones girls."
Potential Lyrics I find amusing and true
(To be sang in drunk chorus)
This girl I have a crush on came into my work last night and offered to take me out to a bar randomly.
I started blushing and studdering so I completely forgot to get her number.
But this song came on the radio on the way home and I belted it out the whole way home. I’ve been practicing so much I can actually sing this song now, as well as the 50s mo-town and soul hits I’ve been jamming into my brain. I nearly cried.
Have a good Saturday guys.
“At Last” Etta James
(I can play this on piano and sing it, anyone want to play violin on this song with me?)
