Who’s ready for the return of desolate creepy space horror?
I AM.
Bring on da rip-offs, I’ll eat that shit up.
I had the pleasure of watching this last night.
Dale and Tucker Vs. Evil is surprisingly my favorite film of the year. Its amazingly heartfelt, gorey, and above all hilarious.
The performances by the two lead actors are a joy to be with for an hour and a half and I highly recommend you pay the cash to see this sucker on Demand before its hit theaters.
WHAT IS MY LIFE!? these are the only books I keep on my desk….
Right on. I approve of all three.
Far right. Got that.
Like 75% off at B&N dawg.
round two
This movies super gay.
Like actually gay.
Homosexual.
Tons of overtones, watch it again.
Anyone else hate MTV but find this new Death Valley program to be particularly interesting?
(Still haven’t figured out what it has to do with music though.)
"You know a place back down the road called Beekman’s? Beekman’s Diner? Anyhow, that’s where I found that truck I have out there. There’s a radio in the truck. I jumped in to listen, when a big gasoline truck came screaming right across the road! There must’ve been ten, fifteen of those things chasing after it, grabbing and holding on. Now, I didn’t see them at first. I could just see that the truck was moving in a funny way. Those things were catching up to it. Truck went right across the road. I slammed on my breaks to keep from hitting it myself. It went right through the guard rail! I guess - guess the driver must’ve cut off the road into that gas station by Beekman’s Diner. It went right through the billboard, ripped over a gas pump, and never stopped moving! By now it was like a moving bonfire! Didn’t know if the truck was going to explode or what. I still hear the man… screaming. These things, just backing away from it! I looked back at the diner to see if - if there was anyone there who could help me. That’s when I noticed that the entire place had been encircled. There wasn’t a sign of life left, except… by now, there were no more screams. I realized that I was alone, with fifty or sixty of those things just… standing there, staring at me! I started to drive, I - I just plowed right through them! They didn’t move! They didn’t run, or… they just stood there, staring at me! I just wanted to crush them! And they scattered through the air, like bugs."
Ben, Night of the Living Dead (1968)
And after Ben had spoken these words, the horror genre would never be the same.
Suzy, do you know anything about witches?
Stefania Casini
When that background lighting goes green you know you’re fucked.
You know how From Beyond is my favorite Lovecraft adaption?
Well look who found himself an unrated DVD for 3 bucks.
Best 80’s slasher by far and this poster is quite appealing.
(NOTE: The remake blows donkey balls.)
You really haven’t done acid until you’ve seen Body Melt.
You don’t even have to take the acid!
Go figure.
