I’ve had a girlfriend who’s just like for the passed month.
I forgot to tell you guys that, or did I?
I dunno it seems like all people do is talk about their significant others it seems pretty lame so on another note:
I really like McD’s frappe’s.
(And she’s a 28 year old mom, did you see that shit coming?)
has never hit this close to home.
And no one to come home to.
Who do I spend all this money on?
I’d like to remind you of the following:
-I’ve got the dungeon master’s guide.
-I’ve got a 12-sided die.
-I’ve got Kitty Pryde.
-And Nightcrawler too.
I will be living with:
-Knox White (The Mayor of Greenville’s son)
-Paul Calvin (A teacher at my old high school)
My life is a fucking sitcom I swear.
Living on a budget? Can’t find anything to do that doesn’t involve using gas or money?
Read a book, yo. Extra points if you’re in school, because then you’re just doing what you’re supposed to be doing.Oh shit.
This is sadly too hard for most people to wrap their heads around. Getting prose-drunk is the best.
